(Source: beyonce)

(Source: beyonce)

“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

(Source: 30rockasaurus, via kisakiru)

DO IT DO IT DO IT

• 1. What is your best friends name?
• 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
• 3. What are you listening to right now?
• 4. Whats your favorite number?
• 5. What was the last thing you ate?
• 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
• 7. How is the weather right now?
• 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
• 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
• 10. Do you have a significant other?
• 11. Favorite TV show?
• 12. Siblings?
• 13. Height?
• 14. Hair color?
• 15. Eye Color?
• 16. Do you wear contacts?
• 17. Favorite Holiday?
• 18. Month?
• 19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
• 20. What was the last movie you watched?
• 21. Favorite Day of the Year?
• 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
• 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
• 24. Hugs or Kisses?
• 25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
• 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
• 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
• 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
• 29. What books are you reading?
• 30. Piercings?
• 31. Favorite movies?
• 32. Favorite football Team?
• 33. What are you doing right now?
• 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
• 37. Dogs or cats?
• 38. Favorite flower?
• 39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
• 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
• 41. Have you ever loved someone?
• 42. Who would you like to see right now?
• 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
• 44. Have you ever fired a gun?
• 45. Do you like to travel by plane?
• 46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
• 47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
• 48. Are you missing someone?
• 49. Do you have a tattoo?
• 50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?

flyyangie:

angelina jolie could get it

janetdamitajo:

The Velvet Rope Album Outtake

(via flyyangie)

yelyahwilliams:

When I wake up tomorrow, I get to go to a studio and work with two of the best friends I’ve ever known on what will become our 4th album!

Goodnight, everyone.

rihannanavyhn:

Check it out esquire.co.uk/2012/05/rihann…

cntr0l:

ROTFL. Go off Michael.

(via badasselmo)

(Source: matthew-scott)

stanakaticslover:

Favourite Friendships → Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay.

Christopher’s daughter is Mariska’s goddaughter.

(Source: beyonce)